When I say the words, "destructive debt contract," you probably think it's going to have a high starting principal, a high interest rate, and you're going to pay a lot of money into it. ...but no. That's now how I like to destroy My playthings. I'll absolutely make sure I take plenty of cash from you, bumping up the debt and the interest rate here and there... but financial destruction isn't enough for Me to feel satisfied! I want to destroy you mentally and physically, too... Want to hear how I'll do it? Of course you do... and it won't stop you from begging Me to lock you into a contract.