You're a troubled man with addiction issues.... one failed relationship after the other or maybe the first is on the rocks?? whatever it is you finally showed up today and with a man of your experience, we only have one treatment plan for. From the circling and clinking of our spoons putting you in a calm state, to our tight shinny latex which will help relax your eyes and twintelepathy takes centre stage in your mind. We will help guide you on a better path. ;)