Sundays are the best. Our family gets together for every football game; I love it when we win! When we lose, it's a whole other story, though, and I'm always the one who takes it the hardest. This week, I couldn't even stand looking at the TV! There was no way we weren't going to lose, so my stepmom tried to make me feel better by kissing me. Suddenly, our team scored a touchdown! We didn't know if kissing was our lucky charm, so we tried it again, and it worked. The more that we touched, the better the game got, so we kept trying out this newfound lucky charm. It got us thinking… What would happen if we fucked here and bow? A foursome for a touchdown? Anything for football! Can't wait for next Sunday.