Pouya is performing live tonight in the 305...the crowd is fucking lit...and just as we had hoped, the hoes have come out to feed. Luckily we haven't scared 'em away. Just minutes after his set, groupies are lined up outside to twerk and get their titties signed by the man himself. One skinny little blonde in particular must have waited her whole life for this opportunity, and her and her two annoying girlfriends persist until the Pouya is powerless to turn down this "serious" telly party. The 3 Slutketeers put on a hell of a twerk show and show the crew some love on-camera, but they still don't get how this train really runs until we lay down the law and let it be known that all merchandise is subject to search before anyone's getting that famous dick they desire. The homies smash the little blonde bitch and her friends, a tan blonde with a big ole' booty, and a Latina with some great natural tits. To cap off a successful night, we tie the hoes to the bed post and make that extra-special champagne toast they so rightly deserve...