I told my stepdaughter to get a job, but this is fucking ridiculous! She’s wearing skimpy underwear under a fur coat, what the fuck? This has to mean what I think it means, right? If she’s going to go out there, showing off for strangers, then she better show me, her loving Daddy, how good she is at her job. I expect top-level service. I raised her to work hard, let’s see what she can do…