It's the European Football Championships, and while My poodle loves football, My interests lie elsewhere. As the match plays on mute, I've devised a special game. My poodle, unable to see or hear the action, is in bondage with an inflatable hood. For each goal My preferred team scores, Romania, he gets a treat. The first goal means the chastity comes off, and if they win, he gets a release. For every goal they win by, another ruined release awaits. How many releases will he win tonight? Join us for an unexpected matchday experience.