When Fern described her fantasy to us, we crossed our arms and turned our backs. It was absolutely not going to happen. Two women worshipping her, bossing her around just a little, maybe more than a little, demanding a little bit, a little bit more, stroking her hair, and her body, asking questions, all the focus on her? there was absolutely no way we could make that happen. Definitely not. No? way... no way...