Girls these days… they put on their headphones, start playing video games, and pretend the rest of the world doesn’t exist. I can understand wanting to relax a little bit, but we are their stepfathers, and dammit, they need to respect us! What if we teach them some old-school games? Maybe play some football, have a little family fun? Her friend looks really cute tho… wait, that’s your buddy’s daughter! But… maybe he’d be interested in a little swap…?