Maybe you're not a premature ejaculator yet, but that's about to change. I have a timer right here that's set to the premature ejaculator endurance threshold - the cutoff time that separates a normal jerker from a quick cummer. Press play, summon your willpower, and let's just see what happens next. Jerk your cock just as I tell you to. It's ok. You won't cum, because you're not a premature ejaculator, right? My ass is shaking, and you're still resisting. Jerk faster! Harder! Stare at my tits, and don't look away... Uh-oh. What's happening down there? Are you cumming already? Haha. You know what that means, don't you? You're a premature ejaculator now! *If you're already a premature ejaculator and you know it, your markup code is: drippydick.*