I know you're straight. It's women and pussy that get you hard. You're definitely not gay, and that's okay. I just want you to try something for me. See this cock? You're not gay, but I want you to stroke for it anyway. Be a good boy and do it for me. I'm not here to trick you into homosexuality. This is only a little jerk off experiment, not a covert conversion tactic. I promise I won't make you gay...