For the first time ever, me and Gabie are going to strip fully naked on camera… and you won’t be able to see any of it! We’ll tease you as we strip, describing every little detail while you frustratedly stroke to the pixels. This kind of censorship is reserved only for the biggest losers, and we’ll make sure you understand this. Before we leave you, embarrassed and unsatisfied, we’ll give you a NEW RULE to follow. It’ll ensures you stick to beta-appropriate content from now on.