My birthday party is tonight… and you’re going to be the butler!  It’s time all my friends knew exactly what kind of dynamic we have, and just how well I’ve trained you.  I even have your uniform laid out here - apron, cuffs, cage, collar...  Now, I don’t want you ruining my special day, so let’s go over your responsibilities, my expectations, and exactly how you are going to entertain and tend to my guests.