I think this PIED fascination of yours is QUITE the fantasy. But I also think fantasies usually DO something for us. I wonder what this one is doing for you. I have a few guesses, most of them incredibly incisive and humiliating, but only you know the truth. Either way, I'm here to help you achieve your goals. There's a lot of information out there about the prone method, but I just don't think that one is very fun, and if you're not motivated to practice, then you won't be disciplined about achieving your goal: to be totally sexually useless. I've got a plan for you in here. No doubt this is a long-term goal, but let's be honest: What else are you doing with your life!? Nothing. Exactly. So let's get you on a sustainable path to PIED. You're probably already closer than you think.