I figured out the perfectttt way to mess with you! :3 You want me to call you pathetic and all that but insteadddd, I'm going to be SO sickeningly sweet that it actually hurt! I'll tell you ur porn obsession is just "research" & being a virgin is a "choice," while you sit there agreeing despite knowing that it's all bullshit. This is wayyyy more fun, because denying you what you want is the real power move. You get nothing, and that's exactly what you deserve!