First, Helena and I are going to take a dump. Next, we're going to make you clean it off our boots. How humiliating. You'll be up to the task, though, we're sure of it. After all, if you want to worship our boots, and we know you do, the only way you'll get close enough to them is by licking all the splat off of our thigh high boots. And of course, you're going to have to be extra thorough. You wouldn't want to be a bad toilet, would you?