It’s New Year’s Eve, duh, and obviously Princess is all dressed up in sequins, heels, and a thong bodysuit, getting ready for my big NYE party. Meanwhile, you? Ew. You’re home alone, stroking your pathetic virgin dick in the dark. Again. Another year, still kissless. Still pussy-free. Still a total loser. But this year, I've decided to help you, lol. I'm actually giving you a New Year’s kiss task. Something achievable (barely). The kind of humiliating, embarrassing ritual only a kissless virgin could handle. You’ll freshen your breath, and practice the most degrading kiss of your life… all while stroking your sad little virgin dick for me. You’ll do it because I told you to. You’ll do it because you’re desperate. You’ll do it because this is your destiny as a loser virgin on New Year’s Eve. And when the clock strikes midnight? You’ll prove exactly how hopeless you really are.