Face each other, and repeat every single bratty affirmation, all while you jerk off together like real friends. No mirrors this time, just eye contact, deep stares, synchronized strokes, and me guiding your fun little goonbonding journey. Circle jerks have literally never been this cute, or this devastating. You're gooning your bud now. You're best friends forever. You're welcome. Now, get naked, get on your knees, put your goonsticks in your hands and repeat after me...