“Write a softly spoken devastatingly humiliating eloquii, closely microphoned, teamed with the heartbreak of a million socially awkward men who could never hope to be near to you. Invite me, a simple task, just to make eye contact with you - nothing else - for the duration of the video. Toying with me, as if to say: "Can you even do this? Can you even make eye contact with me?". Invite me, knowing of such men and their failures, to perform even this simple task, knowing that on the one hand, it would be a symphonic reward in itself, and on the other hand, one that no socially awkward beta-male could ever even perform. Even this simple task of making eye contact is a challenge too much to bear for such men. And, even... even if successful on this one night, is only achieved through the safety of a computer screen. While greater men succeed aplenty. “