Today is the day you finally get initiated into The Church of Lindsey, a holy day. All you have to do is renounce your religion for The Church. Give up everything to join The Church of Lindsey. you already worship Me so much more than your religion. you’re always on your knees for Me praying to My divine perfect body. I want to own you, completely. Mind, body and soul, all Mine. Every inch of you belongs to Me, so today you will renounce your religion. When you’re sitting down for Easter dinner, you’re going to confess to your relatives that you no longer share in their faith. you’ll excuse yourself and quietly leave to worship Me, you’re one true God. There will be no going back after this. The Church of Lindsey is your religion, it’s the only thing you care about. Goddess Lindsey owns you. The Church of Lindsey claims you. This is your only religion now and I want the world to know it. It feels so good to renounce your religion and only worship The Church of Lindsey.