You think you could actually please me with that pathetic excuse for a dick? Ha! Your dick is a joke, and the only thing it's good for is producing a pathetic amount of cum that you'll be lucky if I even bother to look at. But don't worry, loser, I have a special task for you! I want you to jerk off and cum all over your face, in a glass or on the floor, then eat every last drop of it! Yeah, that's right - I want you to taste your own mediocrity. You're not worthy of my attention, let alone this pussy. So go ahead, cum eating loser - show me what you can do.