You're a virgin for life. Just a hand humping beta reject who doesn't even exist as far as women are concerned. You might as well be invisible when it comes to the other sex. It seems hopeless. You'll never get a girlfriend...right? Think again. I'm your girlfriend now, virgin. You'll never be alone, not when you're simping for me. You'll never be sexually denied, because I'm your sex life. Gooning for me is all the sex you need. Women aren't interested in you, but I am. I think it's cute when you buy my clips and hump your hand for them all night. I love it when you're a loser for me. I'm your girlfriend, and you're MINE. My little virgin for life.