Hey there! So as you know, your step-mom asked me to come over and give you your annual wellness checkup. Wow you've really grown since the last time! OK well can you pull your pants down for me? Time to check your growth. Wow. OMG you really have grown. I think this checkup might look a bit different. I have some other "tests" I will do on you this time. It may feel awkward with your step-mom in the next room, but don't worry. She knows I'm qualified to perform each and every one of these exams on you...I'm a professional... enjoy me, xo