Fly On The Wall POV: I am talking to my girlfriend who just got cheated on by her asshole jock boyfriend. i am comforting her and then give her some advice that i personally live by: she needs to get herself a little dick boyfriend. That’s what i did after all and things could not be better. She’s shocked because we are all mutual friends and she didn’t know he was tiny. (“Oh yeah. Super small. Hung like a. But it’s super cute though”). i explain why having a small dick boyfriend is THE BEST, like how nice he is, how he’s eager to please me with his hands/mouth, and always attentive to my needs. He worships me. Plus, it’s a pretty little dick -- very cute — but also way too small that he’ll never have the chance to cheat on me. i swear her to secrecy about this because he’d be mortified i told her, but i still encourage her to look for a bulge in his shorts next time we’re at the beach. Or better yet maybe i can show her that candid i took of him after a shower.