tsarina baltic @tsarinabaltic at the church of pornosexuality, we are aware of how much you have been struggling. as the main counselor, i am here to help! tell me all of the problems you are having. hm, interesting. you have porn addiction induced erectile dysfunction, you spend all your money on porn, and you have no love life because real women have lost their luster. i can't say that i'd agree that those are actually problems but each to their own, i suppose. but, i know what will help you! you're just going to have to quit porn! you're going to have to do what no one else in this church has been able to do - quit! it's a stupid thing to do, but i'd love to see you try! haha. and yes, of course, i am on your side - but i am going to mock you and laugh at you every step of the way for even thinking you can do something so moronic. i want you to quit, sure, just because i know you will backslide back into the church of pornosexuality and into the goonhole. i just want you to goon out one last time before you "quit". it's hilarious because everyone who has tried to quit porn or go through nofap, or even try to pretend to be a normal guy has always gone right back to the church of porn - even more addicted, with even more porn on their goon drives, and with even more fetishes and kinks! so of course, i will help you quit, and fail like i know you will, all so that you can experience the bliss of feeling the pleasure of trying to quit and being made to come back. the church will welcome you back .. with open arms.