I'm getting home after streaking late at night and oh shoot my door's locked! You (my neighbor) open your door and finally offer me a towel, after a bit of embarrassment. We go our separate ways and it just so happens I run into you again tomorrow. You're coming in for a massage and I will be your masseuse. And later into the massage, I see your tiny penis and am able to turn all of this embarrassment onto you... enjoy me , xo