I went to the doctor for a routine checkup, and even he could tell that something was wrong with me. I've been getting... excited... about everything. I'm hard all the time, every single day. My dick is always throbbing, my heart is racing, and I can't think of anything that's not fucking. He thought it was worth it to check that out, so he made me take my clothes off and analyzed my cock. The solution was so simple! Apparently, all I had to do was masturbate. He even offered to do it for me. His magic hands did wonders for my condition, but fucking his ass was the best remedy.