i am clothed with a focus on my face (camera view shoulders & up). uses the word penis instead of dick/cock. used the word penis VERY often. i talk about your penis size (4.3 inches when hard). not over-the-top mean SPH with this one but more somewhat truthful. example topics/teasing: 1. Talk about how 4.3 inches compares to the average penis size. Talk about the difference in size between yours and the average size. Talk about whether i think 4.3 inches is within the average range or is a size that's more in the small range. 2. Talk about how many penises i have seen in person (not in photos/video) - how does 4.3 inches compare to the ones i have seen? What's the biggest and smallest i have seen in person? How many have i seen that are similar in size to 4.3 inches? 3. Tell you your penis is below average. Tease you about how in a room full of guys, most of them will have a bigger penis than you. And every time you are with a woman, your penis will be smaller than most of the guys she has been with. 4. Talk about how 4.3 inches isn't a good penis size and it is something that would be embarrassing to tell women. A penis size that starts with the number 4 is disappointing, and how yours is even smaller than 4.5 inches. Talk about how you can't even round up to 5 inches, and that your penis size is closer to being in the 3 inches than the 5 inches. 5. Talk about how much it would suck to be born with a below average penis. How the size is impossible to change and you are stuck with it the rest of my life. How the penis is an important body part and women will judge men about it. And how every time you pull down your pants, you know it's embarrassing to have a smaller/below-average size penis between your legs.