your dick is defective. the second you touch it, it’s already throbbing and begging for release, and most of the time, you can’t stop yourself. call it sensitive, or call it useless, we all know what your overeager cock makes you: a two pump chump that’s entirely, completely, and totally useless to women. if you can’t please yourself for more than 5 strokes, how could you ever please a woman?