I’m out jogging in the countryside near where we live and am just stretching on a bench by the field when a young bloke from the village comes round the corner and says something like, ‘Wow, nice ass.’ I tell him you shouldn’t talk like that, and he replies that’s just how people speak in the village. If he’s not just full of hot air but also has a bit of a bulge in his trousers, that wouldn’t be half bad, so I ask him if he can show me his cock! :D