You’ve been demoted from hand humper to yogurt fucker, loser! It’s wet, it’s creamy, and most of all, it’s degrading! I know you wouldn’t miss a chance to humiliate yourself for me and there’ll be no going back from this one! This will be on your record for life. You’ll always be the guy that fucked yogurt to me. Obviously, such a sloppy and depraved task warrants an equally disgusting ending. Open wide, loser! You have to polish off the delicious, dairy mixture that you just released your load into, with me laughing at you the whole time!