Dylan Hauser is going to rue the day he joined his soccer league. As it turns out, his team pretty much sucks the big one. Two times. The losses are starting to add up, and because of a little side bet Dylan has standing with his roommates, Jay Cloud & Austin Wilde, the losses are beginning to have serious mounting consequences. And by that I mean, every loss Dylan's team suffers through means that later he gets mounted...by both Austin and Jay...at the same time. Needless to say, he is not thrilled. But his pain is your pleasure. Enjoy!