I'm just looking through some papers (completely legitimately! Not trying to steal anything!) when my you, boss' son, come in. This is embarrassing - you're the one who got me the job and even though I'm OBVIOUSLY NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG, it does look as though I'm perhaps copying confidential company bank info. Which I GUESS you could use to steal funds, but OBVIOUSLY that's not what I'M trying to do!!! You don't believe me and I beg you not to get me fired. I'll do ANYTHING for you!