Congratulations, you caught a leprechaun! No, there's no gold here for me to give you, don't be ridiculous. But, I'm instructed to grant your wishes as your prize for catching me. Lick my feet? Hm, that's a new one, but I'm excited to try it! Once I get going, I'm so turned on that I can't help but fuck myself in front you with my big, thick dildo while you watch and jerk off. This turned out even better than you hoped for, didn't it? What a lucky St. Patrick's Day!