Wow. You've really outdone yourself over the last week, haven't you? It's like you've been actively trying to get into trouble. If you want to be spanked, I can't think why you didn't just ask, like a normal adult. I'd have been happy to oblige. But now, I'm going to have to make sure this really feels like a punishment, not a reward. Fortunately, I have some ideas, and some implements, to make sure you end up actually feeling sorry for your abysmal, bratty behaviour!