The black man cheating epidemic has gotten out of hand. Poor Miss Simone wanted a video diary of an upcoming trip with her black stallion when she discovered panties that weren't hers. She was as confused as a black man in Harlem on Father's Day. What course of action would Miss Simone take? She quickly cancelled her trip and booked a cruise on S.S Dude. Miss Simone sucked us all over and then we were off to go bowling. She came to us in a rage and left our hideout with the D.N.A from 8 white devils on her face.