Why are you bragging about how many hours you spend jerking your cock? watching porn? doing NOTHING else but binging, splurging, and hand humping? do you really think being a gooner is a flex? not the flex you think! I think it's completely embarrassing that you're not a real man and you instead spend your time being humiliated by hot girls on the internet. You would rather pump yourself stupid than even talk to a woman. EMBARRASSING! but then again, you've been a loser for as long as you can remember, so this is PERFECT for you anyways!