"I have to give myself credit; I'm a pretty good business woman. So today I was out trying to sell lemonade at a stand. I need the money to help pay for my college tuition, but no one was buying! Instead of giving up, I took off my top. And wouldn't you know...the less clothes I had on the more I sold! My customers were all guys. Big surprise, huh? They liked it when I juiced the lemons on my titties. One guy even asked if he could lick the juice off my nipple. I let him...for five bucks. After a while I couldn't take the heat so I got completely naked and well, being naked makes me horny. So I fingered myself right there in front of all those guys. I got a $100 tip! Hey, sex sells, right?"