I'm loving my new...what are these things called again? Oh, right! Feet! But I've been noticing that when I touch them or rub them, I get kind of turned on. Is there any way that I can get relief? Hm...kiss them? I'll try it! And heel ride? I'm not sure what that is either, but I'm eager to try everything related to feet! Wait, why is it so wet in here now? I've never done that before!