Poor Mike! Divorced for four years – and involuntarily celibate for seven! (Yeah, those facts juuuust might be related.) He was about to give up hope of ever again enjoying a woman’s touch – but then a miracle came into his life! Meet Jessica. Who is hot. And available. AND HAS A THING FOR DIVORCED GUYS! Did Mike hit the jackpot or what?! Now if you’ll excuse them, Jessica needs to knock the dust off Mike’s crank and put it to good use…