If youre from Melbourne, or youve ever spent a winter here, you know exactly whats up. We Melbournites, denied the toasty solace of insulation, double glazed windows, or centralised heating, basically spend our winters on the floor, curled up in very close proximity to whatever feeble heating devices our landlords have seen fit to bestow on us. And well, those long hours chained to the heater can get pretty boring