I call you into my room after my workout to show off my abs, I think they've been looking better, don't you? I flex them hard and end up farting loudly. Omg!! Wow that's so embarassing, sorry. Then I notice you're HARD? What the hell?? Isthat from my abs.. or.. my fart? I tease you and want to find out. I fart again and notice your dick gets even harder. Wow you are such a pervert! This is fun though.. I fart some more just to make fun of you. I ask if you've ever thought about fucking me.. and cumming in me. I bet you have.. but look Im not going to let you fuck OR cum in me so lets pretend. I come back with some fake cum and a syringe and push air and cum into both of my holes. I fart and queef for you and all the cum drips out. I keep doing it, all while you jerk off. My ass and pussy are so messy with cum, wouldn't you like to do this to me? Nah you can't.. but now I know your secret. You're so hard and ready to blow you cum while watching me.