Virgin Acceptance by Goddess Violet Voss It’s time for you to finally accept the truth—you’re always going to be a virgin. Yep, forever untouched, because no woman is ever going to want you. You’re just a pathetic loser, a total dweeb, and let’s face it—you’ll be nothing more than a hand-humper for the rest of your sad little life. So go ahead, embrace it, VIRGIN!