Damn, the world has definitely gone crazy! In the old days, I used to have to go around town for a week to add to my pussy collection. Today, the pussies are coming to visit me! You won't believe what just happened! I was about to watch TV and eat a sandwich when my humble abode was visited by two "plumbing inspectors"! Oh yes, I cleaned those pipes properly! I drove my plunger into her drain! I made that fellow squeak like a wet sponge! For remember, if you want to fuck with me, I'll fuck you!