You're probably wondering why I invited you here, considering we haven't always seen eye to eye ever since our parents got married and we've had no choice but to live under the same roof. But just because we butt heads doesn't mean I don't think you're fucking sexy...and I know you feel the same about me. There's no need to be nervous...you're already here, you're comfortable, and you're about to watch the hottest show of your life. And if you keep this little meeting between us, there will be many, many more.