Not every woman understands what it takes to be a perfect wife. I’m a real woman, a real American, and as such, I fulfill my obligations to my men and my country. I vowed to serve my husband however he saw fit, so when his son came back from the war, I did what any real American woman would: I served. Hard-working men have made this country what it is, and my duty as a wife is very clear, give my holes to please and milk their cocks, so that they may keep making this the greatest nation in the world.