Tidus, I'm recording this for you because you deserve to know... I made a bet with the captain of the other Blitzball team... that he could fuck me any way he wanted if you lost. I'm so sorry, I thought you'd win for sure! That's how much I believe in you! But, the truth is... his cock is so much better than yours, Tidus. This is how an ace player has sex... I never knew that! Please watch this, and try to learn how to do it properly, ok? Maybe one day you can please me like he did