Sound the MCG claxon! We have an exclusive for you lovely lot. Mel Clarke performs her first ever topless DJ set! Okay, okay, so the crowds were small (ie. 2) and we daren’t tell her that she’s not got her headphones hooked up, but we’re not ones for turning down an opportunity. We caught up with Mel as she kicked back and did her thing in our spare room. And of course, as always, the jumper and knickers were optional.