Captain's log, star date 0625-1876Control base, today the Great Manitou himself spoke to me and sent me a gift, a beautiful young Indian woman. She first showed me that Native Americans give the best blowjobs in the world, and then I fucked her like a prisoner of war. Her tight pussy flowed with bliss as I fuck her with my hard arrow. The beauty turned out to be the real daughter of a Standing Cock shaman. She danced a ritual dance to summon golden rain and pissed on her father's sacred drum. That was a mess! Then the ANNA 9000 artificial intelligence turned off the simulator and I went back to service. Captain, Howgh!