Have you ever had a piece of furniture you want to keep because you've had such great memories made on it? This couch could tell some fun stories. I know it's time to upgrade furniture and move this thing out but, maybe you feel like being part of it's great track record of memories? You're so hot I can hardly believe you're a furniture mover. You should be in porn or something. I'm obviously flirting with you in hopes of getting your pants off. What do you say?