Rachel was marching her pretty little ass down the road to trying to hitch a ride to Dickens. Just her luck a dumb old hick in a flatbed truck pulled up. He was on his way to Slitsville. Well she wanted her dick from Dickens and he wanted to get to the people he had to do in Slitsville. Well it would seem like an easy solution was right in front of them, but it took these slow rednecks a short ride down the road to Dicksville, which happens to be halfway between Dickens and Slitsville, to figure out the answer to their mutual delemmas. Do you know what they decided to do, here's a clue, it kind of sucks, definitely blows and it's fucking dirty!